Meet the Mandels

A totally normal, not-at-all confusing family (do NOT question it)

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Squeakers

The Husband

2/10 husband material, 10/10 dog material. Squeakers is extremely needy, extremely barky, and will NOT cuddle you. He will, however, demand your attention at all times and bark at literally nothing. A terrible husband but an iconic dog.

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Kugel

The Child

Alice's baby girl! Unlike her "father" Squeakers, Kugel is the ULTIMATE cuddler. She will snuggle up to you anytime, anywhere. Named after the legendary dish because she's just that sweet. Zero brain cells, maximum love. Has never paid rent. Will never pay rent.

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Rosie

The Dog

Alice's sister, but also the family dog. Rosie is technically a human but Alice refuses to acknowledge this. Enjoys walks, belly rubs (probably), and being a very good girl. Woof.

Important Family Announcements

Squeakers' husband rating remains at 2/10. He has been notified and does not care.

Kugel has been cuddling for 3 hours straight. New personal record!

Rosie has been promoted from Dog to Good Dog.

Squeakers is barking at nothing again. This is not news.

Alice is the CEO of this whole operation (obviously).